Read Jaime Pressly's Cosmic DNA
Jaime Pressly
1977-06-30
12:00 pm
Kinston, North Carolina
35N16 78W25 (-4 GMT)
Cancer (8) / Gemini
Capricorn (2) / Sagittarius
Cancer (9)
Taurus (23) / Gemini
Taurus (17)
Gemini (19)
Leo (15)
Scorpio (7) / Libra
Sagittarius (14)
Libra (11)
Birthchart Info
Jaime Pressly
1977-06-30
12:00 pm
Kinston, North Carolina
35N16 78W25 (-4 GMT)
Birthchart Planets Info
Cancer (8) / Gemini
Capricorn (2) / Sagittarius
Cancer (9)
Taurus (23) / Gemini
Taurus (17)
Gemini (19)
Leo (15)
Scorpio (7) / Libra
Sagittarius (14)
Libra (11)
Details of Your Personality, How You Are As A Employee
Sun / Cancer
The CANCER Employee
"He couldn't resist a bite,
and then, like me, he bit.
I ate him up, just like that,
and then he was all gone."
It's always a delight to have a Cancerian as an employee because they genuinely work for you. They aren't motivated by glory or whimsical desires, nor do they show up each day because they have a crush on the receptionist. Their job is never a means to express their ego or pass the time between coffee breaks. They work for the simplest and most essential reason?the security that comes with a paycheck.
Understand that a Cancerian's paycheck needs to be flexible. It must gradually expand as they gather experience, demonstrate loyalty, and showcase their talents. Their income should always match their output, which will steadily increase over time. If the paycheck fails to keep up, they will be compelled to do something that goes against their nature?let go of their job and seek employment elsewhere. It's not easy for the crab to release its grip on anything?be it toothbrushes, old get-well cards, shoe strings, socks, romantic partners, or jobs. Once they firmly latch on, prying them loose becomes nearly impossible. Dependability and tenacity are the cornerstones of their nature, and they employ these qualities generously. They serve them well on their ambitious journey towards success. Along the way, they may tremble and shiver when faced with challenges and emotional setbacks, but they will safeguard those vulnerabilities within their tough shell of determined purpose. Despite the crab's gentle exterior, Cancer is a cardinal sign, which means Cancerians were born to shoulder responsibilities and lead rather than follow. While they graciously accept the boss's discipline when necessary, their willingness to obey orders masks their true motivation. When the crab dutifully serves, they are serving their own secret agenda. Their job represents an important brick in the grand structure they are building. Once the sturdy edifice is complete, they will assume control and rule. In essence, they are striving for an executive position. This aspiration is constantly on their mind. It would be wise for you to keep it in mind as well, for obvious reasons.
Their drive to lay these bricks with unwavering determination is rarely fueled by a thirst for power. It's not prestige that propels them like the Capricorn, nor ego like the Aries. Cancerians are driven to accumulate wealth and attain an unshakable position of authority for different reasons. They crave the security that comes from knowing all their tomorrows are secure, allowing them to bask in the comfort of the past. And that requires money. Antiques and grand, old houses don't come cheap. Neither do lavish, gracefully served dinners. Collecting rare autographs demands a hefty sum, and the elegant frames to display ancestral portraits carry a price tag. A good hi-fi set for classical music requires a significant investment. Moreover, the Cancer employee may require substantial funds to support relatives who seek shelter during difficult times, or their children may require additional financial assistance for various reasons. On top of it all, Cancerians harbor a multitude of fears, both real and imagined, which form a complex web of self-doubts and feelings of inadequacy. Assuming positions of authority and leadership helps alleviate these fears, akin to Novocain numbing pain.
But there is one more thing they need?affection. Naturally, that's not your responsibility. However, being aware of it can be helpful. One day, you may find yourself offering a warm squeeze of the hand and a heartfelt expression of gratitude instead of a raise. It won't replace the need for money by any means, but it might convince them to stay a little while longer. Appreciation soothes the Cancerian soul, but it can never fully substitute their sentimental attachment to their bank balance.
Yet, be cautious and avoid going overboard, saying things like, "Rocky, my friend, I can't currently pay you what you're worth, but I deeply appreciate you." After a couple of times, they may misinterpret your intentions and perceive insincerity. Exercise the same caution with your female Cancerian employees, as they can easily misconstrue your actions. The Cancer woman is shy and reserved with strangers, but she possesses a remarkable ability to detect romantic signals from afar. If she's single, you better hope you are too, because once she casts that tender, possessive gaze upon you, escaping her clutches will prove challenging. If she's married, she will give you the cold shoulder or snap at you until you show proper respect. Love your lunar employees, but try to maintain a level of impersonality. I know it's like saying, "Hang your clothes on a hickory limb, but don't go near the water," but that's just the way it is. Finding the right strategy will require your own ingenuity.
Just as surely as Cancerian Stephen Foster composed "My Old Kentucky Home," the symbol of home will inevitably find its way into the lives of these employees. Your lunar secretary's mother may frequently drop by for lunch with her daughter, and a responsible female crab who has worked diligently as a department store clerk for years may suddenly quit if her son is in trouble or unwell and requires her support. That salesman born in July may enjoy occasional travel, but only if he's single and someone calls his mother every day while he's away, checking if she needs anything. However, if he's married, he may not appreciate being sent out of town or being asked to sacrifice holidays at home for business emergencies.
If you have any Cancerian employees going through separation or divorce, you may face a disruptive challenge that could affect your staff for weeks. A cloud of gloom will settle over the office. If it's a female, stock up on Kleenex for the powder room. There will be periods of melancholic weeping, and she may spend a lot of time in court. The judge may award her significant alimony, or else. If child support is involved, she may require time off. A broken home hits crabs of both sexes particularly hard. Hang a poem on the office wall: "Home Is Where The Heart Is." Just beneath it, display a framed arrangement of rare coins against a backdrop of lavender velvet, enclosed in sterling silver. Have you caught on? They certainly will.
When you need to discuss something with a Cancer employee and wish to put them in a receptive frame of mind, take them out for lunch or dinner. Cancerians adore those who invite them for a meal. Not only does it mean they won't have to foot the bill, but food symbolizes security in capital letters. Watch their eyes light up with joy. They may not be big eaters themselves, but they are more content and at peace when surrounded by an abundance of food. Be sure to take them to one of the finest restaurants in town. They will relish the luxury, knowing they're not paying.
Cancerians are diligent workers. You can rely on them to be steadfast and reliable in all circumstances, except one. Cancer is a water sign, and those born under the water signs enjoy liquids in all forms. If the planetary aspects at birth are afflicted, one of those liquid forms may contain a high proof. While a Cancerian with a drinking problem is rare, if you come across a July-born employee who constantly emits a boisterous lunar laugh or sheds tears incessantly, they may be indulging in something stronger than coffee during their breaks. However, don't assume that every Pisces, Scorpio, or Cancer person is a heavy drinker. Although people born during these periods are more likely to drown their sorrows, this is a general statistic covering millions of individuals. It should never be used to judge people on an individual basis. Most Cancerians you encounter will be sober. In fact, they may be so sober that you wish they would relax a little over a cocktail.
Cancerians possess a warm and wonderful sense of humor, full of sensitive insight into human nature. However, be cautious when their wit hits a sensitive spot, as it may deeply wound them. It's best to let them initiate the jokes. With their kind hearts and keen perception, it's unlikely that they will hurt anyone through their humor. The typical Cancerian employee won't crack jokes during working hours, but when you take them out for dinner, they may keep you chuckling from the first sip of tomato juice to the final bite of cherries Jubilee. Crabs can be absolutely fascinating conversationalists, unless they're engulfed in a gloomy mood. In such cases, expect them to speak no more than a single word per hour, snapped briefly. They can pout with remarkable finesse. But they can also speak with magnetic charm, easily swaying your emotions with their ability to connect with people.
Cancerians are highly sensitive beings. When you need a friend, there's no one more tender and sympathetic than a Cancer person. Conversely, when they sense someone attempting to take something from them, be it emotionally or materially, they can become cranky. If the crab suspects a colleague is after their job, expect childlike behavior as a prelude to an all-out fight for possession and ownership. The victim may not even realize war has been declared until the battle has already been won. Cancerians hold more secrets than J. Edgar Hoover, James Bond, and Sherlock Holmes combined. They rarely divulge their plans in advance, and their true thoughts remain concealed unless confided in someone they trust deeply, someone with whom the chances of betrayal are minimal.
Cancerians excel in positions that allow them to utilize their natural abilities. They often find success in merchandising, trading, manufacturing, and purchasing for large retail chains. They are drawn to baking, canning, packaging, and food distribution. The arts, such as painting, sculpting, designing, interior decorating, music, museums, writing, accounting, real estate, children's clothing, social work, acting, directing, photography, gardening, lecturing, teaching, banking, oil, commerce, shipping, and politics, all align with typical Cancerian careers. Managing hotels or restaurants, overseeing theaters, arranging loans, and controlling various aspects of these industries also suit the natural inclinations of lunar individuals.
Your female Cancer employee adores babies, children, men, flowers, comfortably heated offices, courtesy, romance, cooking, movies, books, and money. She is sensitive, responsive to kindness, responsible, and incredibly capable.
She is moody.
Your male Cancer employee adores babies, children, women, respect, admiration, comfortably heated offices, courtesy, romance, cooking, movies, books, and money. He is sensitive, responsive to kindness, responsible, and incredibly capable.
He is moody.
Can you tell the difference between a male and female crab on the beach? Both possess a gentle and dreamy nature, while also being sensible and practical like red flannel underwear. You'll appreciate having them around when business keeps you away from the office more than desired. They will diligently watch over the store.
But the Queen shouted, "The Lobster's Quadrille!":
Off with his head!
Details of Your Personality, How You Are As A Employee
Sun / Gemini
The GEMINI Employee
In a room filled with vibrant energy and rapid chatter,
Conversations flow like a rushing river,
Ideas tossed around like confetti,
And diverse thoughts collide like galaxies in collision,
Leaving you bewildered and wondering,
How can one voice contend against the chorus of three?
Do you find yourself surrounded by employees who possess the gift of gab, who move swiftly and think on their feet? Do they exude a perpetual youthfulness, disregarding the confines of age? Are they a whirlwind of unpredictability, restlessness, originality, and impatience? How perceptive of you! You've undoubtedly brought Gemini individuals into your workforce.
The reasons are clear. With their undeniable charm, quick-wittedness, and boundless imagination, it's no wonder you couldn't resist. As you observe these Mercury-ruled individuals in action, you'll soon discover their unmatched ability to distill abstract concepts into formulas. While your Aquarian employee may possess the capacity for abstract thinking, your Aries employee may generate fiery ideas infused with enthusiasm, and the Virgos may meticulously organize the details, none can quite compare to the multifaceted brilliance of a Gemini.
Before you contemplate firing the rest of your staff, bear in mind that a Gemini lacks the intense drive of an Aries, the tireless work ethic of an Aquarian, and the unwavering determination of a Virgo. We won't delve into the other zodiac signs; you grasp the general idea. Your Gemini employees may possess dual personalities, but they cannot single-handedly carry the entire workload, much as they might try. However, they will come closer to it than anyone else. Despite this, you'll still need the contributions of your other employees.
Geminis, alongside Virgos, Aries, Leos, and Scorpios, possess an innate ability to handle emergencies with ease. They thrive in swiftly meeting crises head-on. While others are still polishing their skis, a typical Gemini has already made decisions and sprung into action. Routine bores them, and they are happiest when they have the freedom to roam. Attempting to confine them to a workbench is a futile endeavor. They would prefer serving time in Sing Sing prison over toiling for a clock-watcher. At least in prison, they could observe inmate behavior and satisfy their insatiable curiosity. It's important to note that a Gemini behind bars is a lonely individual who couldn't find the right outlet for their multifarious talents in an over-organized, conformist society. Many Gemini forgers or petty thieves possess an inherent honesty comparable to the judge who sentenced them, along with an idealistic streak twice as pronounced. When a Gemini feels guilt for their vivid imagination and restless energy in childhood, coupled with constant criticism from the business world for their progressive thinking and refusal to conform to stale patterns, their high moral and mental ethics become distorted. Consequently, they embark on an unconventional path they believe remains open to them.
Most Geminis possess an irresistible persuasiveness, capable of convincing others to purchase items they couldn't possibly use. Utilizing their skills in sales and promotional activities is never a mistake. When a Gemini employs their silver tongue to extol the virtues of your firm, you may struggle to recognize it yourself, even if you're an egotist about your own company. Send your Gemini employee out to charm the public, to woo customers and clients in restaurants and on golf courses. Alternatively, dispatch them on a business trip to garner goodwill and orders for your organization. However, if you must confine them to the office, exercise caution in determining their placement. While they may not resent supervision as fiercely as Leos or Aries, they will feel inadequate and restless if confined without an outlet for self-expression. In such circumstances, your Gemini employee will break free from their shackles and breeze away to find greater freedom, without a hint of regret. Don't rush to check their desk in a panicked frenzy. They won't vanish into thin air until they've had a chance to explain their reasons and attempt to persuade you to see things from their perspective. Unless you receive direct communication to the contrary, they are likely content, utilizing their agile minds for the tasks you've assigned. Office pools are quite common, and you may witness Leos, Aries, and Sagittarius employees engaging in boisterous betting. However, don't be surprised if it was a Gemini, born in June, who orchestrated the whole affair. While a Gemini won't throw extravagant sums into a convoluted gambling scheme as readily as a Leo, they will risk their security when challenged intellectually, when there's fast action and a quick return. You'll often hear phrases like "Let's give it a spin," "It's worth a flyer," or "I'll try anything once" pepper their conversations. And indeed, they will. They'll try anything once, but twice is out of the question.
Boredom plagues a Gemini, and this is especially true during baseball season or golf playoffs. Many Mercury-ruled individuals enjoy these sports, and their innate dexterity allows them to actively participate. There is little they cannot achieve with the coordination of their nimble minds and hands, be it hitting a baseball over the fence or sinking a hole-in-one on the green. Sports provide an outlet for their restless energy. However, in the long run, Geminis prefer to exercise their minds, to engage in intellectual challenges that push their mental boundaries. Physical activity is still encouraged, as it exhausts their restless spirit and facilitates better sleep. Insomnia often plagues Geminis, and you'll recognize your fair share of tired-eyed individuals in the office.
Your Gemini employees infuse the office with vibrant activity, filled with lively banter and jokes. Yet, amidst the constant buzz, they deliver results. If you employ a Gemini secretary, you may find her to be the fastest typist in the office, swiftly transcribing your dictation with minimal guidance. However, it might be more advantageous to position her in a front-facing role, where she can enchant visitors who walk through the door and manage the switchboard effortlessly. (A Mercury-ruled individual excels at multitasking.) With her in place, you'll experience fewer disgruntled callers. Not only will she engage strangers with her clever conversation, but she's also unlikely to tangle the cords and mistakenly disconnect your call to Kalamazoo.
I must caution you against discussing raises, bonuses, commissions, or similar matters directly with a Gemini if you can avoid it. Instead, rely on a stern Capricorn, a dogmatic Taurus, or a no-nonsense Virgo to mediate. Engaging in financial negotiations with a persuasive Gemini can be risky. If you're feeling adventurous, go ahead and try it. However, be prepared to find yourself promising him a higher position in the company than is available, while simultaneously doubling your own salary. He'll make it all seem perfectly reasonable. It's far safer to steer clear of financial negotiations with a Gemini. Unless you're up for the challenge, proceed with caution. Otherwise, you may emerge from the discussion having committed to a weekly expense account capable of supporting two Virgos and a couple of Cancerians for an entire year.
You may stumble upon a few broken hearts in the office corridors when working with Gemini employees. Flirtations and fickle behavior are common occurrences until maturity sets in. There's a youthful sense of irresponsibility in many Geminis (unless their natal chart indicates a more stable nature). Despite their minds being eons old, their emotional state often resembles that of a teenager. They may even look the part.
The truth is, Geminis, like Peter Pan, are reluctant to grow up. They require a Wendy who matches their intelligence to maintain order in their lives, permitting them to come and go as they please. If you're the type of boss to play office Cupid, be sure not to introduce them to anyone who doesn't fit the bill. Otherwise, you may find yourself loaning them money to cover alimony payments shortly thereafter.
If you want your office to thrive with excitement, place your Aries and Gemini employees in a room together to discuss a new project. Remember to stuff your ears with cotton balls to protect them from the sound of a hundred adding machines and two hundred ticker tapes whirring simultaneously. Keep a sturdy net nearby to catch the pink balloons that will float through the air. Gather them up, take them to your office, and examine them carefully before popping them with a pin. One of those balloons is likely to hold a million-dollar idea.
In his heart he thanked the man
Who sent him back to shore,
And when he got home, he found the jobs
Were thirteen as before.
Your Working Employee-Personality
Sun / Cancer
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Characterized by a nurturing and supportive nature, Cancers bring warmth and emotional intelligence to their workplaces. However, their mood swings can become detrimental, as their emotions fluctuate throughout the day.
Your Working Employee-Personality
Sun / Gemini
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Gemini's multitasking and communication skills make them a popular choice for employers. They can give the impression of a relaxed, breezy work environment. However, their casual demeanor may seem careless and scattered, and their tendency to get bored with routine tasks could require constant stimulation.
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