The Capricorn Boss (December 21 to January 19)
Capricorn employers expect discipline, hard work, and ambition as they were born under the sign of career pursuits. You have to be on your best behavior to keep the Capricorn boss happy, so toe the line to get work done on time and within budget. A good Capricorn supervisor will inspire you to climb the career ladder and reach the top of your profession. Dressing conservatively and highlighting formal accomplishments like degrees, awards, and certificate programs can gain you the Capricorn boss's respect.
The CAPRICORN Boss
"I told them once, I told them twice:
they would not listen to advice."
"Now I growl when I'm pleased, and
wag my tail when I'm angry'
Therefore I'm mad."
Working under a Capricorn boss can be an enigma wrapped in perplexity, bursting with intricate details and careful planning. Picture a hidden mastermind behind the scenes, orchestrating the complex tapestry of a famous artist's life. Few are aware of their presence, as they quietly navigate the labyrinthine world of a well-known figure.
This particular executive, a quintessential embodiment of the Capricorn traits, holds court from behind a solid desk, expertly managing the countless threads and loose ends that make up the daily existence of the renowned individual. Their responsibilities range from welcoming the singer's relatives at airports to making extravagant purchases or arranging premieres under the glow of floodlights. Calm and composed, they handle legal battles and tax predicaments by skillfully delegating each matter to the most competent accountant or attorney, ensuring that no detail remains neglected or mishandled. Their phone rings incessantly, as desperate calls for help come pouring in from various members of the sprawling entourage. With unwavering precision, they keep track of everyone's whereabouts, reasons for being there, and the precise moment they are expected to return. Their mind houses an arsenal of statistics, some top-secret and coveted by reporters, others seemingly trivial, like the opening scene of a two-decade-old film or the box office figures of a current release. They possess an uncanny ability to source hot, catered spaghetti with Italian cheese sauce in the blink of an eye.
A day in the life of this Capricorn boss knows no boundaries. It commences at the break of dawn, and even as midnight approaches, they tirelessly tie up loose ends and set in motion the orders that will be executed with precision come morning. Often, they resort to shaving, showering, and dressing within the confines of their office, blurring the lines between work and personal life. To witness them in a discotheque or a nightclub is to witness a fish out of water, compelled by duty to put on a poker face amidst the pulsating beats and vibrant ambiance.
Their domain sprawls across an entire floor of a Manhattan building, featuring not only outer rooms and a reception area but also a spacious den reserved for their private use. In one corner rests a grand circular desk, serving as a command center for the myriad papers that demand their attention on a daily basis. The remaining expanse of their personal sanctuary is furnished with plush couches, overstuffed chairs, coffee tables, heavy drapes, lamps, bookcases, and a carpet that feels like moss beneath one's feet. A dining room completes the setup, boasting a table sizable enough to accommodate an entire baseball team for lunch, with china closets, mirrors, dishes, silverware, and glasses adorning the space. The walls are adorned with patterned wallpaper, and tanks housing exquisite tropical fish line the room. It's a space that exudes a sense of home, more akin to a cozy residence than a bustling executive office.
In essence, this Capricorn boss has transplanted their home to their workplace, as the sanctity of the domestic sphere holds paramount importance. Their relatives are a constant presence, reinforcing the unbreakable bonds of family life that never falter in the face of professional obligations.
True to their Saturnian nature, these bosses embody certain qualities that are common among Capricorn executives. They personify a paternal figure to their employees?stern yet fair. The expectation of duty and obedience runs deep, and woe befalls those who forget to feed the velvet-tailed guppies or fail to meet the high standards set before them. Rarely do they raise their voice to issue orders. Instead, their tone remains gruff yet quiet, except in moments of egregious stupidity or careless mistakes that prompt them to bellow, channeling their inner Monty Woolley. While visitors might feel intimidated by their serious and formal demeanor, the staff has come to recognize the tender heart that beats within, staunchly defending their boss against any criticism from outsiders. Nevertheless, they may mutter under their breath when the boss cracks the whip. He may chastise them when they stumble, but he will provide an extra fifty when it's needed or send flowers to the hospital room of an employee's mother. Compliments and flattery are not their style; a mumbled "Yeah, that's good" serves as their version of extravagant praise. Yet, they lend a sympathetic ear to their employees' personal troubles, ensuring they eat properly and wear suitable footwear when rain pours down. The staff becomes a tight-knit family, with the Capricorn boss unequivocally serving as the household head.
Unlike Santa Claus, they don't distribute Christmas bonuses with joyous abandon. However, they are never stingy when an employee finds themselves stranded in Las Vegas without a return plane ticket or when the hardworking assistant requires assistance with an overwhelming medical bill. (In the case of the Las Vegas scenario, they will swiftly wire a return ticket rather than cash, always opting for frugality.) Although gruff, they possess a gentle and timid side. Charity solicitors can expect generous contributions, with an extra zero added for causes connected to children or the elderly. Rest and nourishment often slip their mind due to the weight of responsibilities, requiring gentle reminders to take a break or savor their lunch. Occasionally, they descend into a black pit of Saturnine depression, shutting themselves away from the world, gazing out the window at Central Park, with no one daring to disturb their solitude. Phone calls are put on hold, and office problems are set aside until the cloud of melancholy lifts. Clad in conservative attire, donning dark colors and understated styles, they possess an air of a wise grandfather. A pocket watch, a relic of times past, frequently makes an appearance, its presence reminiscent of an era gone by. Adorning the walls of their workspace are antique bric-a-brac and faded photographs of cherished family members, their beloved wife, children, and various relatives.
Such is the essence of a Capricorn boss. Hold this image in your mind, and you'll gain a solid understanding of what to expect from any Saturn executive, including your own. Spare moments won't be squandered; they expect you to follow suit. Is the switchboard silent? Excellent. Use the time to file those letters. Is the schedule light today? Wonderful. Move those cartons in the stockroom. Don't waste office hours on nail polishing if you're their secretary, and resist the temptation to engage in lengthy phone conversations with your loved ones if you're a male employee. Your Saturn boss will materialize instantly, like an avenging genie, his frown palpable. Inviting your beatnik, bearded brother with a guitar to visit you at the office would be ill-advised. Even though they deeply value family ties, both theirs and yours, they would raise a conservative eyebrow of disapproval. Female employees who drench themselves in overpowering perfume and male employees who practice their putting skills in the conference room won't find favor in the office of a Capricorn executive. To them, heavy perfume belongs in the bottle, and putting belongs on the golf course, preferably at the most prestigious country club.
They hold a deep reverence for individuals who have surpassed them on the mountain of success, making it wise to familiarize yourself with the social register. If you didn't graduate from Vassar or Harvard, ensure you have an aunt or uncle who did. Make sure they know you take your mother out for lunch every Wednesday or that you fund your younger brother's tuition at a prestigious preparatory school, and your chances of promotion will increase. Clean nails, courteous manners, and impeccable grammar are necessities, while efficient work without complaint or whining is a must. In front of strangers, never address them by their first name, and never utter a word of criticism about their family. For Christmas, gift them a chipped and faded oil painting of Thomas Jefferson, acquired from an antique shop, or a rock discreetly procured from Nancy Hanks' birthplace last summer. Capricorns hold history and tradition in high esteem, but be cautious not to disclose the nature of your acquisition. Their commitment to scrupulous honesty is unwavering. While apple-polishing won't earn you a raise, understanding their lonely heart will garner their trust. Though others may perceive them as firm disciplinarians with hearts of stone, let them know that you see beyond the surface:
A shy and sensitive soul longing for freedom and casualness, yet shackled by the demands of Saturn?obedience, order, and authority. To you, they will treat as a beloved son or daughter, occasionally delivering a firm hand when you falter and rewards when you excel. They won't abandon you in times of trouble or lock the door when you need assistance. Just remember to feed those velvet-tailed guppies.
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