Read Weird Al Yankovic's Cosmic DNA
Weird Al Yankovic
1959-10-23
12:00 pm
Lynwood, California
34N4 118W13 (-7 GMT)
Libra (29) / Scorpio
Cancer (17)
Scorpio (20)
Virgo (14)
Scorpio (1) / Libra
Sagittarius (3) / Scorpio
Capricorn (2) / Sagittarius
Leo (20)
Scorpio (6) / Libra
Virgo (5) / Leo
Birthchart Info
Weird Al Yankovic
1959-10-23
12:00 pm
Lynwood, California
34N4 118W13 (-7 GMT)
Birthchart Planets Info
Libra (29) / Scorpio
Cancer (17)
Scorpio (20)
Virgo (14)
Scorpio (1) / Libra
Sagittarius (3) / Scorpio
Capricorn (2) / Sagittarius
Leo (20)
Scorpio (6) / Libra
Virgo (5) / Leo
Details of Your Personality, How You Were As A Child
Sun / Libra
The LIBRA Child
"She's in that state of mind," said the White Queen, "That she wants to deny something-only she doesn't know what to deny!"
The charming Libran baby possesses a captivating sweetness and well-balanced Venusian features,
rarely succumbing to fits of red-faced rage or physical aggression towards their caregivers.
Their smiles radiate warmth, illuminating the entire nursery with joy.
Yet, behind the scenes, a wise grandmother's words come to mind: "Dimple in chin-Devil within," hinting at the paradoxes that lie within.
At breakfast, when faced with multiple choices, the Libra child's hesitation becomes a performance in itself,
stirring spoons between dishes, cold oatmeal and untouched eggs,
as he grapples with the decision of what to consume first.
In the midst of this culinary contemplation, you may wonder why he won't simply take a bite.
It is not that he lacks hunger or is unwell; rather, the Libra child struggles to determine the order of consumption,
caught in the web of his own indecisiveness.
The choices overwhelm him, and your attempt to tempt him with additional options only deepens his confusion.
Perhaps it is best to skip breakfast altogether and approach the next morning with a simplified offering,
one item at a time, allowing him to navigate the process with ease.
If there's one thing that sends the Libra child into a state of distress, it is the pressure to make quick decisions,
a role they despise playing.
Do not rush or force their hand.
Imagine a scene where he sits at the table, his clothes scattered about, and you plead, "Hurry up and get dressed, Harvey!"
Yet, he remains motionless, as the weight of the decision weighs heavily upon his delicate scales.
In truth, it is not stubbornness that plagues the Libra child, but the discordant interruption and the emotional turmoil caused by rushed decision-making.
Which sock should go on which foot first becomes a monumental challenge, exacerbated by your impatience and raised voice.
You disrupted his fragile equilibrium, resetting him back to square one.
The initial decision is lost, and he is left questioning which sock deserves precedence.
Blame not the child, but the disharmony that surrounds him.
Expecting him to make significant choices amidst the chaos and clamor only perpetuates the struggle.
In moments like these, it's essential to approach him with gentle guidance,
repeating suggestions until he picks up the art of decision-making,
nudging him toward overcoming this inherent difficulty.
Lead by example, demonstrate how it's done, and the day will come when he masters his innate indecisiveness.
While the world may label him as stubborn, it is vital to understand the root of his hesitancy.
Libra children possess minds that seek truth, and fairness is deeply ingrained in their kind-hearted nature.
They fear making mistakes or misjudging situations, avoiding the pain of hurting others.
Yet, this quest for balance and justice can lead to continuous arguments and debates,
as they seek to present both sides of any issue, expecting fairness in return.
Statements delivered without nuance or partiality fail to sway the Libra child.
To prevent their perceived injustice, they will passionately argue the opposing side,
a characteristic that may mistakenly brand them as rebels.
In truth, they will abide by rules when convinced of their reasonableness,
but they cannot tolerate skewed scales of justice.
Their quest for equilibrium demands thorough examination and balanced judgment.
The October-born children will sharpen the wits of parents and educators,
engaging in debates from newspaper headlines to familial disputes.
They even take the side of your worst enemy if they believe you are in the wrong.
Respect their privacy, just as they respect yours.
Ensure that mealtimes remain pleasant, as the Libra girls may request candles and flowers,
while the boys crave well-balanced meals and have a penchant for sweets.
Be mindful of potential weight issues, as bathroom scales become a point of contention.
The Libra child's innate need for cleanliness and order will alleviate the burden of enforcing neatness.
Their distaste for messes and an untidy environment drives them to maintain a well-kept home.
With natural inclinations towards music and artistry, encourage the development of their latent talents.
Little Libra girls may sprinkle powder on their dresses, douse themselves in perfume,
and be reluctant to leave the bathtub, driven by their love for beauty and sensory pleasures.
Meanwhile, Libra boys may indulge in hammock naps and exhibit an irritating knack for knowing more than they should.
These periodic moments of rest revive their energy, and their thirst for knowledge often exceeds their years.
Embrace their inquisitive minds and encourage writing, as Libra governs books as well.
During their teenage years, romantic clouds will envelop the household,
with an abundance of puppy love that may make you feel like you're residing in a sentimental kennel.
However, these infatuations shall pass, leading them to form balanced and harmonious relationships in due time.
In the future, you might find yourself standing in front of a nursery once more,
overhearing compliments on a beautiful baby, unaware of the dimple hiding beneath the charming facade.
Details of Your Personality, How You Were As A Child
Sun / Scorpio
The SCORPIO Child
"What else had you to learn?"
"Well, there was Mystery ...
Mystery, ancient and modem,
with Seaography . . .
Drawling, Stretching
and Fainting in Coils."
Upon beholding their newborn Scorpio child, parents experience a profound sense of astonishment,
marveling at their baby's seemingly advanced maturity and the remarkable strength of their physical form.
Scorpio children possess an innate desire to engage in battles, driven by an unwavering determination to emerge victorious.
Compromise holds little appeal to them, as they eagerly await the opportune moment to resume the conflict on their own terms.
If the stork is due to arrive in November or the vicinity,
procuring a large and sturdy playpen becomes an imperative task.
This fortress of security allows you to retreat, read a book, or enjoy a meal, shielded from the intensity radiating from your Scorpio child.
As you lie down on the blue plastic bunny pad to assess its suitability, the perplexed gaze of the saleswoman should not deter you.
If you cannot withstand the scrutiny of a stranger, how will you confront the penetrating gaze of your own child without faltering?
For once those intense eyes fixate upon you, your will shall be mesmerized, and you shall unwittingly succumb to their every whim.
Envision a scene where you sway helplessly, like a snake under the spell of a charmer, as the diaper-clad Scorpio toddler sits cross-legged, playing a hypnotic tune on his flute.
To combat this potential enthrallment, fortify yourself against his beguiling influence.
Return the saleswoman's curious gaze with an icy stare of your own, for it is your hard-earned money that shall be spent.
Prepare to encounter actions that may appear peculiar, for it is not the saleswoman's role to dictate your choices.
As the customer, you possess the authority.
This same assertiveness shall be required to navigate the labyrinth of raising your Scorpio child.
It is your domain, and if your rules appear unconventional, it is not the baby's prerogative to dictate to you.
As you proclaim your authority, lock eyes with him, unyielding yet benevolent in your demeanor.
The journey ahead demands constant and unwavering discipline for the Scorpio child.
Impart upon them the values of empathy for the vulnerable, good sportsmanship in the face of defeat,
respect for authority, and the ability to forgive those who cause them harm.
In shaping their character, you shall come to appreciate their brilliance and magnetic personality,
alongside their rare courage and unswerving honesty, qualities that warrant nourishment and safeguarding from any corrupting force that threatens to distort or annihilate them.
The Scorpio child stands at the crossroads, presented with two paths—one leading to elevated heights, the other descending into the depths.
In the initial stages, you may fear that they have chosen the dark alley even before they have learned to walk.
Fluttery and apprehensive mothers are already defeated from the start.
Your little Scorpio toddler will stare at you fiercely, defying your command to refrain from touching something forbidden.
Return the glare, projecting a gaze that is both kind and firm.
While it may seem arduous to achieve a kindly glare, persevere in your practice.
Through clenched teeth, smile and utter a resounding "no" with unwavering conviction.
This victory may be temporary, as the struggle shall inevitably resume an hour later,
but each instance marks a step along the upward path.
In due time, the Scorpio child shall begin to admire your strength in withstanding their challenge,
learning only from someone they perceive as stronger than themselves.
Although they are aware that their present size grants them temporary triumph,
a day will come when they surpass you in stature.
Yet until then, they shall grudgingly bestow upon you their respect, as long as you loom larger.
By the time they are tall enough to wrestle their older brother to the ground or emerge victorious in a deadlock with their father,
your task shall be complete.
Exhausted, yet filled with pride, you shall witness their transformation into a splendid eagle,
rather than a vengeful scorpion.
However, exercise caution, for a generous outpouring of love and affection must accompany firm discipline,
lest they devolve into a desolate gray lizard, plagued by fears and phobias, bitter and withdrawn.
Despite their blunt and occasionally sarcastic speech, along with a straightforward demeanor,
the Scorpio child harbors a profound need for privacy.
They guard their secrets closely, and prying shall not be tolerated.
Provide them with a large metal box, complete with a key, wherein they may safeguard their personal treasures,
or designate a drawer exclusively their own, sealed by an unbreakable familial agreement.
As female Scorpios mature, they shall desire a diary equipped with an impenetrable lock.
These children possess an uncanny ability to uncover hidden truths,
rendering them formidable in unraveling embarrassing family secrets,
from Aunt Bertha's dentures and Uncle Percy's drinking escapades to Dad's concealing "rug" that disguises his bald spot.
Moreover, they display remarkable talent in locating misplaced socks, keys, wallets, and lipsticks—miniature detectives employing both logic and a touch of sorcery to solve any enigma.
Endowed with an extraordinary capacity to endure pain,
even stitches required to mend accidental wounds shall be borne without tears or the need for anesthetic.
The Scorpio child possesses a wisdom surpassing their tender years.
During moments of despair caused by financial troubles, disheartened fathers may find solace in the unexpected embrace of a little one too young to comprehend matters of economics.
Unaware of the intricacies, the child senses their father's discontent and longs to express their desire to vanquish the source of his unhappiness.
When mothers fall ill or succumb to despondency, a minuscule Scorpio may reach out silently, offering a gentle touch, somehow detecting their sadness.
Loyalty pervades the Scorpio child's being, extending unwaveringly to friends and loved ones,
while remaining unyielding towards others.
If a testy playmate deliberately shatters their rocking horse, the Scorpio child may retaliate by obliterating the offender's scooter, fire truck, and blackboard,
coupled with a swift punch to the nose, ensuring the transgressor grasps the consequences of treading upon a Scorpio's tail.
Discouraging such behavior becomes imperative, though achieving success may prove a daunting task.
Inform your November child that vengeful anger rebounds, inflicting harm upon themselves as well, but comprehending this logic will be challenging.
Perhaps a boomerang procured from a toy store, thrown with full force, might convey the message.
When it surprises them by returning to deliver a few jolting blows to the ear, the lesson may take hold.
However, it is unlikely to be as beloved as a microscope, a compendium of magical games, or a chemistry set—gifts guaranteed to captivate their interests.
Their teachers shall find themselves torn between directing the Scorpio child to the head of the class or wielding the birch switch.
Ultimately, they may resort to both approaches.
Scorpio boys and girls possess sharp and perceptive minds, accompanied by a striking ability to grasp complex theories.
They may grace the honor roll with unwavering dedication or assert their status as neighborhood truants.
Under the guidance of wise instructors, they shall swiftly master the art of reading and emerge as leaders within school activities.
The Scorpio child harbors the potential to become the class valedictorian,
provided their passion steers clear of forbidden territories.
Keep them physically active and intellectually stimulated, channeling their fervent curiosity into science, literature, medicine, or sports.
Nurture their childhood dreams of becoming a space engineer, sailor, firefighter, minister, entertainer, or even president.
Resist the temptation to impose your preferred career choice upon them, as doing so will invariably divert them down the treacherous path of reckless experimentation within the shadows of life.
They possess unwavering clarity in their desires, and imposing your will is a grave error.
Remain loyal to them, honoring your word and promises.
Offer them opportunities to expend their abundant reserves of pent-up energy,
for despite outward appearances of calm and composure, the Scorpio child simmers with intensity.
Nervous displays, mealtime arguments, and bedtime family quarrels shall birth nightmares,
profoundly detrimental to their mental and physical well-being.
Within their fervent nature, there reside intense passions and volatile emotions,
which require careful guidance to be subdued.
Rough and thoughtless reprimands, lacking logical explanations, are as detrimental as permissive indulgence.
Scorpios are fascinated by drugs; thus, ensure they remain beyond reach.
Their attraction to fire must also be managed, necessitating the removal of matches from their vicinity.
Halloween, monster shows on television, science fiction, and ghost stories shall capture their imagination.
Additionally, they shall develop an affinity for the opposite sex.
Do not be alarmed if you discover your five-year-old Scorpio son casting mysterious glances at the curly-haired girl next door.
Romance shall forever be their pursuit.
Prevent potential future heartaches by instilling in both genders a sense of responsibility in matters of the heart.
Scorpio holds profound respect for the sanctity of the family circle,
and by elucidating the consequences of careless amorous conduct, they shall heed your guidance.
Whatever path they choose, they shall excel within their chosen field.
The Scorpio child possesses an unwavering determination to achieve their desires,
coupled with the strength necessary to preserve them.
Do not withhold your support, even as their self-sufficiency may imply a disregard for approval.
They require it, though they appear to scorn it.
Assist them in discovering a worthy purpose to channel the inner passions that threaten to engulf them.
This is a child shrouded in enigma, destined for greatness,
yet with countless miles to traverse before reaching their destination.
Walk alongside them for as long as they require, and then grant them the autonomy to walk alone.
In due course, they shall return, bearing the fruits of their endeavors.
Pluto grants them immense courage, strength, and intelligence,
but it is your role to provide them with the one thing they crave most:
a daily demonstration of love and the reciprocation thereof.
Overall Personality, As A Child
Sun / Libra
The Libra Child
Children born under Libra are typically sweet-natured and obedient. Even during rare acts of defiance or aggression, they maintain better manners than most children. As they reach adolescence, they undergo significant changes, sometimes becoming challenging, although their charm remains. Their love of freedom may lead them into controversy.
Overall Personality, As A Child
Sun / Scorpio
The Scorpio Child
Scorpio children can test parental limits with their pursuit of power and dominance. As they mature, their ability to balance their nature improves, often with positive intentions. Scorpio children are determined to make sense of the world and will not rest until they do so. Parents must remain one step ahead of these cunning youngsters.
Personality Overview, As A Child
Sun / Libra
Libra
As A Child
The Delightful Libra Child
When people see a Libra child, they often can't help but comment, "What a cute baby!" With their sweet expression, chubby cheeks, and captivating smile, they effortlessly win the hearts of those around them. Libra children also exude a sense of calm and composure, rarely screaming without reason. However, there's one thing you should avoid giving them: choices. Decision-making doesn't come easily to them, and rushing them will only lead to further indecision.
While their thoughtful nature may appear as stubbornness, it's simply their way of weighing options. Yelling won't help; in fact, it only adds to their confusion. Instead, present them with one task at a time, avoiding harshness in your tone. Teach them how to make decisions in a pleasant and patient manner. By suggesting solutions repeatedly and demonstrating how to reach conclusions, they can gradually overcome their indecisiveness. Harmony is vital for a Libra baby, and discord disrupts their state of mind. They crave peace, quiet, and rest more than other children. Loud voices and harsh colors are not well-suited to them.
One of the reasons behind a Libra baby's vacillation is their desire for fairness and balance. They strive to avoid misjudgment and tend to weigh both sides of a situation or person extensively. Laziness can be an annoying trait in Libra children, as they may appear motionless for hours. However, it's important to understand that they're not lazy in the literal sense. Most of the time, they're quite hyperactive and need these resting spells to recharge. Fussing over their inactivity may lead to them becoming even lazier as a form of self-defense.
Libra children possess gentleness, kindness, and considerate natures, which make their personalities pleasant and endearing. They have the ability to soften even the toughest of hearts with their smile. Their bright minds allow them to see both sides of a debate and often win both arguments. A Libra child can be found engaging in arguments frequently, as they can't tolerate casual remarks without considering both perspectives. For them, it's essential to examine all aspects of a situation or person before forming an opinion.
Adhering to rules won't be much of a challenge with a Libra child, as long as they're convinced of their fairness. Nurturing a Libra baby requires sharpening your wit regularly, as they may argue about various topics. Logic will be your ally when defending your position. They are incredibly loyal and trustworthy, making them a safe haven for secrets. Libra children value trust and seldom indulge in gossip. However, don't expect them to take your side if you're in the wrong.
A Libra child possesses a strong sense of fairness, which compels them to side with those who are right, though it may take them some time to make up their minds. They respect privacy and expect the same from others. Their preference for neatness and orderliness reflects their aversion to mess. Art and beauty often captivate Libra children, and they may experience their fair share of childhood romance. Overall, nurturing a Libra child is a delight, especially with their adorable dimples and captivating smiles!
Personality Overview, As A Child
Sun / Scorpio
Scorpio
As A Child
The Powerful Scorpio Child
A Scorpio child typically possesses a strong physical constitution, perfectly aligned with their unwavering willpower. They never engage in play or competition solely for the sake of it; the pursuit of victory is their primary motivation, and they refuse to compromise on this front. If they encounter an obstacle, they will strategize and find alternative ways to ensure their triumph. Additionally, a Scorpio baby possesses a hypnotic gaze that tends to make people uncomfortable. Prepare yourself to meet their gaze head-on and outstare them every time.
Establishing your authority is essential when dealing with a Scorpio child. Firmly but gently communicate that you are the boss of the household, accompanied by an unwavering stare. Consistent discipline is necessary to guide them. Teach them consideration for the weak, instill sportsmanship, foster respect for authority, and encourage forgiveness towards those who have hurt them. According to their characteristics profile, Scorpio children are sharp, brave, honest, and naturally attract others with their magnetic personality. However, it's crucial to teach them humility before it becomes a hindrance.
When a Scorpio baby misbehaves, avoid shouting at them. Instead, learn to say 'No' kindly yet resolutely. Demonstrate that you possess greater strength, as this is how they will learn from you. While disciplining them, never forget to shower them with love and affection. Like any other child, they also require constant cuddling and pampering. Failure to provide this may result in them becoming excessively nervous, fearful, and restless, which contradicts their true nature. Their honesty may lead them to be a little blunt and direct, so teaching them to temper their sharp tongue is necessary.
A Scorpio child guards their secrets closely and dislikes prying eyes. While they may be reluctant to share their own feelings, it becomes nearly impossible for others to keep their own secrets from them. They possess an uncanny ability to sense when something is amiss. Even if you haven't disclosed the problem, they will offer bear hugs and tender touches as a way to console you. Loyalty and dedication are fundamental personality traits in a Scorpio baby, extending to both family and close friends.
They have a fiery side, and anyone who dares to cross their path will remember not to do so again in their lifetime. It's important to teach them that revenge and holding grudges are detrimental. Scorpio children often find themselves in leadership positions, be it in academics, sports, or extracurricular activities. They are always brimming with energy, and you must keep them mentally engaged and physically active. Scorpio children often experience vivid and unusual dreams, which should be encouraged. You never know when they might become the next 'Robert Kennedy'.
A Scorpio child possesses a strong sense of self-awareness and determination. It's best not to impose your will upon them. While they may appear placid on the outside, their internal world is brimming with passion and emotion. A congenial home environment is essential for their usually calm demeanor. Avoid scolding them without reason and refrain from prohibiting their actions without providing a logical explanation. They have a fascination with dangerous elements such as fire and drugs, so it's crucial to keep such things out of their reach.
The Scorpio baby is equally intrigued by the mystical and the opposite gender. They may even wink at the neighborhood girl as soon as they begin to walk. Romance flows in their veins, and you can never prevent them from falling in love. However, caution them in this realm to shield them from heartbreaks that can deeply affect them. They give their best effort in everything they do and possess unwavering determination to achieve their desires. Simultaneously, they need your love and support. Be there for them when they need you, teaching them how to love and be loved. They will always return to you to ensure that you're still there for them!
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